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What’s got you in a pickle?

I need more customersTrades and local businesses I need to sell moreEarly-stage B2B startups

Websites, getting found, winning work. Dorset-based. Straight answers. No waffle. Scroll on, it gets weirder.

Most business advice is a hodgepodge of jargon.

Funnels. Synergies. “Leveraging touchpoints.” I reckon you’d rather someone just sorted it.

go on, have a poke about ↓

Bloody good websites
No waffle.
Built to win enquiries
Sales that don’t feel like sales
Clear quotes, no nasty surprises
Whallop!

This bit’s a mess on purpose. It’s what you get when the brief says “surprise me”.

Right, the nitty gritty.

Two kinds of business, two kinds of help. Pick yours.

Trades and local businesses

A website that does its job: quick, clear and easy to ring from. Then we get you found on Google in your patch, and make sure no enquiry goes cold.

  • A proper website built around what you sell
  • Google Business Profile and local search tidied up
  • An enquiry form that actually reaches you
  • Handed over so you’re never stuck

Early-stage B2B startups

Prospecting, outreach and follow-up, run properly, so you spend your time in the conversations that matter.

  • Target accounts researched and qualified
  • Outreach prepared and managed
  • Meetings booked, follow-ups chased
  • Project or fractional, whichever suits

Same designer. Different brief.

Chonkie is our own cookie brand. A different brief, with the same attention to character and clear next steps.

Chonkie homepage detail with expressive typography, pink and blue branding and cookie photography

Chonkie

Our own project: brand-led website design and e-commerce implementation. The design brings product presentation and shopping routes together.

Homepage detail captured from the live site. No sales, rating or conversion claim is made here.

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How it works.

No mystery, no jargon.

A proper chatTell me what’s bugging you. No pressure.
A clear quoteWhat it costs, what you get, when. In writing.
I build, you poke holesYou see it early, while changes are cheap.
Out the doorIt goes live and we see what’s actually working.

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Who’s behind it.

Years selling security software at Darktrace and Hoxhunt, then a stint as a Metropolitan Police officer. I’ve sold to sceptical people for a living and dealt with the public on the front line, so I’m straight, I’m clear, and I don’t waffle. Based in Dorset. Working with startups anywhere.

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